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13.06.2025 01:26
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Vernon Reid on Why Sly and the Family Stone Were the Greatest American Band - Rolling Stone
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can you tell me a depressing story?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
With retail cyberattacks on the rise, customers find orders blocked and shelves empty - AP News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
No go.